I will now provide the directions for how to make the best cake pops ever, freak people out with an illusion of blood, and have a blast at the same time:
1: Make Red Velvet cake from the cake mix boxes (even though everyone knows red velvet cake mix makes terrible red velvet cake)
2: Be a man and get your hands dirty and mix and mix and mix. (I recommend washing hands prior to this step, but that is optional depending upon taste.)
3: Accept that you are probably decreasing your life expectancy, and add tons of whip cream. (Did anyone note the Teen Vogue on the table next to the large bowl? Just a random fact)
4: Since you have accepted that life will be short, have fun by making a large ball of the mixture, and threaten to eat it without sharing with anyone. (Warning: this might lead to a large fight, which may or may not be acceptable to you.)
5: Appreciate the bloody look of your hands, and attempt to smile...
6: Convert the mixture into little balls, and freeze in the freezer for several hours.
7: Dip in chocolate (hot fudge or frosting), and freeze for a while again. Then enjoy! Sorry, we were too impatient to take pictures during the final chocolate stages- but they were yummy!
Enjoy!!
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